His Holiness

How it all started:

Thinking about weddings, I was thinking about cool wedding stuff I'd seen on tv/movies/internet. That's how I came up with the Armadillo cake doncha know. I thought about the Hangover with the powder blue tuxes, people getting married by Elvis impersonators, the Fresh Prince getting married by Isaac Hayes as Shaft. Then I was thinking about Friends and the Monica/Chandler wedding (you know Monica would be pissed if she didn't get first billing) and how Joey was ordained and married them dressed as a WWI soldier. I thought it would be cool if I could do that. I could marry Robby & Stephanie, Lance & Amanda, Matt & whatever chick he falls in love with/knocks up first. Long story short, I asked you what J.D. (<---name of the minister marrying us) should be called i.e. Pastor, Reverend, etc . I want to be called "His Holiness." All the great ones get called this…the Pope, the Dahli Lama. As far as I know, there aren't any Baptists that go by that moniker. If you can't tell, I'm not going to get much done today.

Editor's Note: Clint originally sent this to his fiancee, Beth, who sent it to all her friends for entertainment. The response was so astounding, Clint decided to make weekly contributions - which leads us to the blog and the following addition:

Just so you all know…I am going to take Sarah's advice about letting her know my other ideas and running with it on a global scale. I think everyone can benefit from what I have to offer. Not just from a minister stand point, but about the world as a whole. I will be starting a blog called Clint's Corner. Beth suggested an editorial for a newspaper, but I believe I'm too real for the mainstream media. I have absolutely no idea how to start/update/read a blog, so to do this I may need your help. Candace, I'm pretty sure you know how to do this. I hope you all will join or follow or whatever people do to a blog. It will be free for the first month and $9.99 for each additional month.


P.S. Cash only.