Well hello there to all my internet friends. Allow me to welcome you to another fabulous installment of Clint's Corner. (By the way, if you've ever wondered why it's Clint's Corner and not His Holiness's Corner, let me just say that Clint is awesome and totally deserves to have this site named after him.) Anyway, I was just sitting here at my "job" not doing much because, well, it's Friday, I am bored, and that toolbag Darren from accounting has been down here creeping on one of the chicks in my office and its distractingly pathetic. What a loser. But since I'm not getting much done here, I figured it was a good time to check in with you all.
As I said, it's Friday, and that means that tomorrow is the greatest day of the week. College football Saturday! But tomorrow isn't exactly going to be the same, because our beloved Crimson Tide is on their off week. Now I know the team needs a break to rest and prepare for the LSU Fightin' Corndogs coming to Tuscaloosa next week. But what are we supposed to do with ourselves without them? All the normal gameday rituals just don't seem applicable. Sure you could still get up at the crack of dawn and shotgun a beer for breakfast. But would it tast as good? Why not still gather will all your friends to feast on wings and BBQ while drinking Natty and cheap whiskey? But do you enjoy those people as much without football? (Especially Blake, who you only keep around because he has a great tailgate spot and pays for all the food.) I guess you could always just watch other football games. But those are always just filler until Alabama starts. The filler games can't be the main attraction. It would be like having sex with a blow-up doll. It's just doesn't feel....right (At least, you know, I assume it wouldn't).
So here are some suggestions on how to fill your Tide-less Saturday. Hang out with your family and/or friends doing some other activity. You could go to the movies, take the kids to the park, start an underground bum fighting league. All these are fun in their own right. Who knows, you may have so much fun that you completely forget that....oh who am I kidding? There is nothing you can do that will be as awesome as Alabama football. Just shut the blinds and stay in the bed until Sunday. Just not with the doll. Sicko.
His Holiness
